Count Blogula Presents Zen Stream of Consciousness. Groans and sighs, I am hiding and in disguise, moving supplies , transported as the crow flies, soar across the skies, I try not to hate or despise, in time I hope to become wise, I like to bake all kinds of yummy pies.

Count Blogula Presents Zen Stream of Consciousness. Still have a cold, man this is starting to get old, I do not feel very bold, at least there is not any mold, those kids I may have to scold, storage buildings , bell still dings, bird still sings, dont like bee stings.

Count Blogula Presents Zen Stream of Consciousness.  Cover the road in sand, you can hold some in your hand, you might enjoy playing in a band, as long as you don't get panned, household self storage , would that be grand, as long as you do not have a malfunctioning gland.

Count Blogula Presents Moving Quotes .  Will someone be there at midnight to help me get moved in?  I have paid on time every month for a year and a half, doesnt that mean I am entitled to a discount?  Can someone come over right now to help me get packed?

Count Blogula Presents Zen Stream of Consciousness.  Hey what is the rush, someone forgot to flush, looking outside and waiting for it to snow, in the mean time enjoy a hot cup of joe, cheap self storage , you might have to learn to forage, what was that, not a cat.

Count Blogula Presents Zen Stream of Consciousness. Wearing green, trying not to be seen, also wearing blue, watch out for that glue, not wearing read, but the skies are pretty overhead, storage spaces , win card games with aces, the lights are white, try not to get into a big fight.

Count Blogula Presents Moving Quotes .  I need it next Friday.  I only need it for a week.  How much of a long term discount do I get if I store for 2 months?  How much are your late fees?  Will a two bedroom apartment fit into a five by five?

Bizarre Zen Riddle of the Day as presented by Count Blogula.  Wrap your mind around this, if you can.  Riddle Number Four Thousand Four Hundred and Forty Nine. Would an international self storage association possibly be a good solution to police against aggression from a consortium of storage evil doers?

Count Blogula Presents Zen Stream of Consciousness.  Overhead projector, find the chief inspector, in the car he wrecked or, please dont neglect or, use the lie detector, a strange approach vector, shield will deflect or, the mirror will reflect or, make me circumspect or, kneel and genuflect or outdoor storage .

Bizarre Zen Riddle of the Day as presented by Count Blogula.  Wrap your mind around this, if you can.  Riddle Number One Hundred Eleven Thousand, Nine Hundred and Nine Point Fifteen Hundred.  If people need to straighten themselves out in order to make themselves neat, do they hire self organizers ?